Inspired by the same high-level thinking that brought about nude-colored bathing suits worn by international female supermodels, Everclear is an antiperspirant that you can wear and no one will know. Except for you of course, allowing your self-confidence to rise faster than a condominium tower in Dubai with the knowledge that you smell great and at the same time are not at risk for developing unsightly residue. An occurrence so historically unpleasant and embarrassing that it came to be known in many ancient tribes as "white poo of the demon fox".
Won't leave residue on the ground for hummingbirds to choke on.
Allows you to share all that your armpits have to offer the ladies.
Won't leave a trail of residue for axe murderers to hunt you down with.